Things I probably shouldn’t ask on a first date, but do anyways:
Me: Oh, you grew up on a ranch? Did you ever castrate steer?
Guy: ….yes.
Me: How did that make you feel?
Me: Oh, you grew up on a ranch? Did you ever castrate steer?
Guy: ….yes.
Me: How did that make you feel?
I think most of this is Dior. I don’t know. I saved it on my computer over a year ago.
(Source: , via artandrime)
Saint Gertrude of Nivelles: Patron Saint of the Fear of Mice
Just when I feel very much alone, the man in line behind me at Chipotle offers to pay for my meal when I realize I’ve forgotten my debit card, and the next day an older man with purple hair gives me a painting of his at a coffee shop for good luck, and says, “You look like someone who brings people luck wherever you go.” The weather is warm, I am writing again, our homeless population is kind and grateful, and I saw Midlake perform for free last night. I love you, Austin. You are home.
This is the only song I listen to now. If you know me, you know that I am not joking.